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1.) What is your favorite color?
a. Green/Blue
b. Black
c. Pink/Purple
d. Yellow/Red
e. Other
2.)What is your opinion on school?
a. I love it! I have so many friends!
b. I love it! I have so many boyfriends!
c. School is hell...let it rot to the ground
d. I don't care
e. I have my head so far up my ass I don't know!
3.)What is your insight on religion?
a. A pile of human bullshit they created out of a need for stability.
b. I don't care
c. I love God
d. I have my head stuck so far up somebody else's ass I don''t know!
e. I don't believe in religion.
4.)Who are your best friends?
a. skanks
b. preps
c. what friends?
d. odd 8th graders
e. my head is still up my ass, try again later!
5.)What do you look for in a guy?
a. Skanks, as long as they are sweet
b. Preps that act like pricks
c. Players/ Poseurs/ Fags
d. Let me stick me stick my head up his ass!
e. Im not homosexual you bastard!
6.)What is your outlook on politics?
a. What are politics?
b. Politics make the world go round!
c. I think its the dumbest thing ever, but I still hate Bush.
d. I have a bush on my pussy, thats all I know
e. Do you want to touch me?
7.)What is your sexual preference?
a. Beastiality
b. Straight
c. Lesbian
d. Bisexual
e. Incest
8.)What is your favorite animal?
a. dogs
b. Anything I can screw
c. Exotic things
d. cats
e. other
Ok. A=1, B=2 and so on. Count them up and see the rubric below. You could have picked more than one answer for each, but no more than 2. Pick the closest number you get to without going over.
Andrew = Approximately 30
Amy = Approximately 28
Haley = Approximately 36
Lindsey= Approximately 14
Whore= Approximately 52
Who are you? Quiz @ AmyNikkeia.tk
You're Andrew. That means you are one of the very small percentile that hates almost every human being on the planet. The flaws of humanity disgust you. You will probably grow up to be a dictator or some sort of tyrant. Good luck with your career of making peoples lifes like hell. You could also be the devil lol. Who's to judge? You have a very ironic sense of humor that most neandethals don't understand. Concerning me, you would be almost telepathic around me. You would be able to guess what I am thinking...like a twin lol. Go You!
Who are you? Quiz @ AmyNikkeia.tk

You're Haley. Most people would think of you as a whore, but thats not technically the case. You're sometimes not quite all there if you know what I'm saying. You like to hop around like some posessed playboy bunny, but thats just part of your character. You're probably thinking you're in love alot, but it never works out. You are destined to be a pole dancer or a prostitute. As far as friends go, you're at the top of the list, almost as understanding as Andrew. Congratulations!
Who are you? Quiz @AmyNikkeia.tk

You are Lindsey. Sometimes you can be brutially obvious about things, or you can keep them secret till the next blue moon. You are a very compassionate and understanding person, and you are always there for your friends and you are great at advice. You've got a sense of humor and always make your friends laugh with your upbeat ways. You are destined to be some kind of professional. And you probably have an outlying talent. You would be one of my best friends! Yay!
Who are you? Quiz @ AmyNikkeia.tk

YOU ARE A WHORE!! YOU NEED TO GO SUCK SOME OLD WRINKY COCK FOR EXPERIENCE!! YOU ARE THE OTHER 98% OF THE WORLD I HATE!! GO TO HELL YOU SLUT!! RAGS TO RICHES/FAGS TO BITCHES!!!
Who are you? Quiz @ AmyNikkeia.tk

You are me....Amy. The goddess of melody and tune. You are probably very hard to get along with unless you are initiated with the people. You are emotionally unstable and could crack at any moment. You hate the world with a fiery passion for no apparent reason. Most people think you are insane and fear you. In fact, I think I'll run for my life right now!!
The Sex Life Quiz
1.)At an average, how many times a day are you horny?
2.)Have you ever taken pictures of yourself and submitted them to a porn site/send them to your signifigant other?
3.)Have you ever screwed?
4.)Have you ever french kissed, or "explored" their gender defining area?
6.)Porn...or the real thing? (which turns you on more)
7.)How many signifigant others have you had that you really felt like you could screw?
8.)How many times a day do u think about screwing?
9.)Do you think you will in the near future?
10.)How many times do you jack off/finger,or both, in one day?
No, Second Choice =2 Yes, First Choice=3
Add them up, divide by 3, the higher the number, the higher rate your sex life is! If its over 30, you have a great sex life!
Twenties are average, and 10 and below is a bad sex life.
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